The Great “Desk Varnishing” Deception of '95
4th March 1995
A nostalgic throwback to 31 years ago!
MCC School Diaries
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Well, as they say, some school memories are etched in your mind forever - not because of an inspiring lesson, but because you were thoroughly tricked into coming to school on a Saturday, for doing desk polishing!
Looking back at my diary entry from exactly this day – on 4th March 1995, I guess it could be called a historic day of sorts!
Well, the day had started with a classic hostel-ish rebellion: skipping breakfast!
As it was a Saturday, we did not have the usual jogging at 5.45 am as well!
And since breakfast was uppuma, I decided to give it a skip – as usual! 😊 And to all ye card-carrying members of the “Anti-Upma Association” I can hear you a mile away!!! 😊
The real adventure began shortly after this, you see!
Call it the The Twelfth Law of Applied Treachery or What You May! 😉
But our class prefers to call it the greatest tactical deception in boarding school history, “orchestrated” by none other than our Physics master, Mr. Nedumaran.
Now, Mr. Nedumaran was a master of science, who was quite good at his subject. However, on this fateful Saturday, he proved himself to be a master of psychology as well!
The bait was indeed quite irresistible - our physics practical marks.
As we all know, to a high schooler especially, practical marks aren’t just numbers; they are the holy grail. 😊 They are the difference between life, death, and having to explain your report card to your parents.
So naturally, we all fell for the bait. Quite early into the holiday-ed Saturday morning, we all descended upon the school like a flock of highly anxious birds! We marched in, hearts pounding, expecting Mr. Nedums (as we called him) to pull out the mark ledgers and our grading sheets, and give us that appreciative smile of sorts, even while distributing our practical marks.
Instead, we were – thousands of thundering typhoons – yes! We were all taken into a carpentry sweatshop of sorts!
There were no marks. There were no mark ledgers. There was only Mr. Nedumaran, standing amidst a mountain of coarse sandpaper and pungent tins of wax, looking less like a Physics teacher and more like a Victorian workhouse manager!
We stared at him. He stared back at us. ☹
He didn't hand us our grades; he handed us a solid 80-grit coarse “sand”paper – to each their “paper”!
We had been thoroughly, spectacularly bamboozled. It suddenly dawned on us that he hadn’t called us in to give us our practical marks - he had called us in for a practical application of mechanical friction. 😊
And so, and sadly at that, we had to spend our Saturday buffing and waxing the very desks we usually used to sleep on during ‘boring’ lectures. 😊
Since all of us were new to this job, what followed was chaos of the highest order! We had to apply sandpaper first, followed by wax to varnish the benches. Even our Headmaster Dr. Jefferson came out to inspect our handiwork. The boys were shouting and howling, and even the junior hostelers were roped into the cleaning effort. Meanwhile, breakfast was being served outside Miller Hall.
After successfully surviving the trap of the millennium - of “forced carpentry”, we finally got a break.
Then, after lunch, albeit a bit tired, I grabbed a much-needed siesta before our 3:00 pm tea, which we enjoyed outside the Hall. I finally had to take a bath to wash off the wax from my wax-coated pants.
The rest of the day settled back into standard boarding school life. The night ended in 2nd studies with Math tuition, showing up a packed house. Sudip joined us today, alongside Ranjan, Sudher, Bobin, Bambino, Sagran, Daniel, and myself.
Yes! Back then, our class teachers doubled up as tuition teachers in the evening! 😊
I studied, read, and wrote until 11:00 pm before finally calling it a night.
Study! Read! Write!
Three different cognitive gears that were deeply instilled in us by our parents and teachers, as mandatory on the highway of academics!
Cognitive gears that we practice with such reverence and sincerity even today!
Pranams to our parents and teachers!
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