What do you expect from your girl? The boys speak out...!

While discussing Maya Angelou's poem, 'Phenomenal Woman,' we had a round of ideas, where boys and girls where asked to give their expectations from their respective partners. These are some of the views the guys had to say, regarding their expectations from their GIRL:
JAN-FEB: Shyness is one quality which we would expect, and apart from that, she should not fight with her mother-in-law.
MARCH-APR: She should be simple in demeanour, Society-oriented, and should spend whatever spare time that she gets creatively. She shouldn't use more cosmetics, and she should be submissive too.
MAY-JUNE: She should be bold, courageous, faithful, not addicted to megaa serials, and never get into gossips, and last but not the least, she shouldn't be a voracious eater.
JULY-AUG: She should be caring, lovable, sensitive to our needs, should have a sense of independence, should not be easily carried away, avoid ego, should have a sense of humour, and above all be feminine.
SEP-OCT: She should be understanding, and should speak casually, without any affectations.
NOV-DEC: Shouldn't have boyfriends, should be humble, be patient, have a sense of forgiveness, and above all, common sense.
The girls couldn't have their say, because of lack of time. They hope to come out with their missile attack in the next class, hopefully.